Do you remember buying that that you never because your told you they would if you it but it turns out she was a cheating who was only interested in your ? Well here's five easy steps to deal with that .
1. Don’t about it.
Don’t sweat it. It’s not like the
cost a bunch of
right? Plenty of
have
-s sitting around all the time! You’re not the
, you won’t be the
. And you can always
it later. It’s not like this is for
. You’re
, you’re
, and this just doesn’t happen to
like you. It’s not your
everyone else is
. She’ll probably come
soon,
about her new
. Any
now.
2. Whatever, It’s a stupid anyway!
Just
at it. It’s got those
and even worse those
. Who would even make such a piece of
?! Who would ever
anyone to
one of these for them? If this isn’t the
you’ve ever seen, you’re a
. Why did you have to get
with it? It’s not like you
it for
. You knew
. If she wasn’t such a
she would have
it with her. She and her new
could
with it all
.
3. Please, I’ll anything.
You’ve gotta
this
the
outta here. Maybe if you cleaned up her
you could find some
for it. Or if you
real nice she’ll
it back. Maybe you can
her up and she'll remember when you and she went to
that
. Or maybe you could even
the both of them out to
to show you’re the bigger
. It’s gotta
, you’re a real nice
and you can make this
.
4. it, whatever.
It doesn't
, nothing does. Why even
? This
is never leaving your
. I mean who would even come
and
it? Your
is a mess, you’re
your
. You are a failure of a
and it’s no wonder you can’t
a
out of your
. You’re never going to
another
like
no matter how hard you
. Just
up. There’s
you can do. She’s never
back and that’s all there is to it. You should probably just go
yourself. You’ve got
to
for. Blow your
all over her
! Or even better all over his
! Then she’ll
that you really
about
and her
and that you
can
better or she’ll
you and you’ll
in the
under a
of
and
from your
.
5. Just accept it, It could be .
You didn’t
it at first but it’s kinda
over there in the
. Maybe you can
it up with a little
. I mean she never
about it but it’s actually pretty
. The place would be pretty
without it really. And there’s gotta be someone else who’s as into this giant
as you are. You know what, you
that
. You
it and you
it and it’ll
you too.